Masturbarea si pericolele ei

variante frecvent folosite pentru a exprima acest lucru :>

Doing Bill Clinton
Choking The Chicken
Pounding The Pud
Spanking The Monkey
Wanking The Willie
Pumping The Peter
Cleaning the pipes
Bashing the organ
Blowing Your Load
Jackin’ The Beanstalk
Yanking Your Crank
Firing The Surgeon General
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Rubbing One Out
Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands
Tug-o-war With The Cyclops
Slap Boxing The One-eyed Champ
Squeezing The Cream From The Flesh Twinkie
Making the Hooded Cobra Spit
Pleasuring the One-Eyed, Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger
To Siphon the Python
Go Number 3
Banish a White Russian from your Kremlin
Beat the meat
Sqeezin for the pleasin
Slapping the salami
Polishing the Chinaman
Whacking your One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
Snowing on the purple headed mountain
Playing with you Wii wii
Beating the Bishop
Stroking the twinkie
Jerkin’ the Gherkin
Putting the sock in the drawer
Cleaning your socks (January is sock cleanliness month!)
Baking the bread
Making dick sick
Polishing the pork sword
Roughing up the suspect
Bathing the clown
Ordaining the Pope
Making the beast with one back (deprecated)
Editing the post
Milking the Udder
Caressing your spoon